
Found this great set of rules for living with a cat.
CATS’ RULES
2. Any dog sharing the CAT'S space needs to be informed of the pecking or clawing order.
3. Dry food will only be tolerated when you're on vacation.
4. Nicknames such as "
Tuna Breath" or Hairball Face" will cause definite damage to your drapes.
5. The CAT will sleep wherever it likes, including on your head.
6. The sound of a can opener interrupts the CAT'S busy schedule and should never be a "False Alarm".
7. Friends that are allergic to CATS should be dropped immediately.
8. Humans shall eat fresh seafood frequently, with a 20% residual going to the CAT.
9. A bell on the CAT'S collar is forbidden, as it will hinder the successful hunting of rodents & cause peer ridicule.
10. The CAT'S nap shall not be interrupted except by acts of God.
11. Rubbing up against your leg shall signal you to stop whatever you're doing and offer up some CAT treats.
12. Failure to comply with these rules may result in the CAT going to a weird neighbor indefinitely.
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